fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
vvant: advice for having the best life ever: dont have a crush
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
amoying: why can’t “I don’t want to” be a solid excuse for everything
kidouyuuto: hockey players *heavy breathing* who get angry easily *starts sweating* and have soft sides *faints*
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
phdinsweetassrock: in the NHL we don’t say “i love you”. instead we say “ovechkin crosby five canadian teams Chelsea Dagger upper body injury” which roughly translates into “i have no real teeth” which i think is beautiful.
vevovevo: how do i stop looking like im in third grade